After a few minutes, I realized that this "playing" would not really be taking place IN the sink as much as AROUND the sink, so I had to make some arrangements (i.e. the large bath towel). A few minutes later, I realized that what I really needed was a TARP. Before long, Connor had poured an entire 8oz cup of water down his front side. By this time the bad decisions were adding up, so I just gave in, took off his tiny bib and let him get completely soaking wet.
This later required one full load of laundry, but it did occupy the guy for almost one entire hour! When not moping up large spills, or getting more towels, I think I managed to flip through five whole pages of my Glamour magazine:)